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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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Jeff

He's one of the worst and best person you'll meet. He will love you no matter what until you don't hurt him or bother him with some attitude of yours. He'll tell a lot of lies just to impress you. He will make you feel bad about yourself,he will hate you and he will make you hate him,but you'll still love him.
-"Do you know Jeff?"
-"Oh yes i knew him,i still think about him sometimes...i miss him"
by Lilicoryrose May 9, 2022
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Jeff syndrome

When you ship a car worth nothing and freak out from the moment it gets picked up. You think that someone is trying to steal your car and you are very upset and confused that no one is updating you every second of the process.
man that guy suffers from Jeff Syndrome
by redmanrunning23 June 2, 2022
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Jeff

“Wow you’re such a Jeff”
“Omg thanks but I’m actually a loser named Ben”
by Grainsys April 11, 2023
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Jeff

Verb- to completely destroy something, especially in a warehouse setting.
Man, you really jeff'd that pallet. Now we can't even use it!
by Crystalclear0369 November 20, 2020
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Wrath Of Jeff

A Jeff will suddenly appear to you, as you look at him you will see death and die subsequently.
You will feel the wrath Of Jeff soon youngling
by Yuhboiceleb September 2, 2022
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