express-hole

A grocery shopper that has WAY more than ten items.

That express-hole has like twenty items in her cart!

by Joe's Girl December 1, 2005

Deep In The Hole

Act of being further, faster, harder, hotter and more extreme than any other.

Jamie: I hear they have not found Osama Bin Laden yet...
Friend: He is Deep In The Hole...

by Master of Cunts May 10, 2008

the two hole

A funny word for the rectum or anus of a human or animal.

That chic is a slut, she likes to take it up the two hole.

by Andy January 29, 2003

sucker hole

Weather term: a period of sunshine between rainstorms long enough for you to go outside and get caught in the next shower.

I thought it was going to be nice, so I went out, but it turned out to be a sucker hole and I was drenched by the time I got home.

by Mercy April 6, 2006

text-hole

Anyone who behaves like an asshole by texting at inappropriate times.

If you text while in a movie - you're a text-hole. If you text while you're at a wedding or a funeral - you're a text-hole. If you text while driving - you're a dangerous text-hole. If you are driving a car with four of your friends as passengers and you are all texting other people then tomorrow's newspaper headline should read "Five Text-Holes Killed in Tragic Car Crash". The tragedy in this case being the damage to car.

by Johnny Heretic September 27, 2013

china hole

The feeling of upset stomach, gas, diarrhea and general gastrointestinal malcontent. China hole is usually caused by eating fast food or other questionable food products.

1) Oh my God, Britney! That Nacho Cheese Chalupa from Taco Bell has given me serious china hole! Hurry...Pull the car over at that 7-eleven so I can hell my pants!

2) The sushi here always gives me china hole!

by oxxer January 23, 2008

beef hole

A way of describing a womans vagina... what's between the beef curtains

I pulled apart her beef curtains and stuck my dick in her beef hole

by Ms B April 1, 2008