crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Farm

In British slang: a mental institution. A place where persons of lower mental capacities, or mentally handicapped persons live.

Tom: Did you her about Roy?

Mark: No, what happened?

Tom: He was sent to the farm.

Mark: I hope he's okay, we should visit him.

by The Gaming Monster April 1, 2023

farming the ex

Indulging in angry post break-up sex with your ex partner with no intention to get back together.

A. I saw jenny leaving mike's place last weekend, I thought they broke up?
B. Yeah they started hate fucking afterwards
A. So they aren't back together?
B. Nah bro's just farming the ex

by reachforthesvrface July 25, 2024

Content Farm

A content farm is a youtube channel that baits kids into brainrot. Some of them have disgusting videos. Some examples of what people make content farms/brainrot out of are, Dandy’s World (a roblox game), Sprunki ( a dead fandom, the game is like Incredibox.) FPE, (another probably dead fandom), and Poppy Playtime (a game that has a whole fandom full of gamers and children).

(insert content farmer name) should set these videos to 18+. The youtube channel I just saw is a content farm.

by Starii~ May 26, 2025

Clifford Farm

Meaning to have a low cs ( creep score ) compared to everyone in the game called League of Legends.

Jungle Kayn: "Why does our Yorick have such a Clifford Farm".

Top Yorick: "Shut up I'm carrying your ass out of bronze".

by Justicale October 29, 2017

Star Farm

A television show that has a history of guest starring future A-list celebrities.

Mickey Mouse Club was a Star Farm for Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Ryan Gosling

by Alchemist8918 January 4, 2018

Gweilo farm

A place where Gweilo's are taken to be harvested for meat, while their excessive fat is used to make soap. Similar to a Gulag, few Gweilo's make it out alive, which is good, because if they did survive they would likely attempt to re-colonize your country. It is for this reason that Gweilo farms are expanding as a major policy initiative of the East-Asian alliance.

Honey, looks like we're out of meat. I'll head down to the Gweilo farm to pick up some fresh meat for us. They're so much better and cheaper than Trader Joe's!

by Petro-Muranny September 13, 2025