Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

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Dylan Bardini

If you meet a Dylan Bardini then you know that you got lucky. NEVER leave them. You may think that he is not interesting but he is on the inside. If you see one then it's your sign to always be with him.

Random person: Look there's Dylan Bardini
Other Random person: Yeah I heard that he's Smart and Robust. You should NEVER let him go.

by Bardooo January 17, 2022

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Dylan chappell

Definitely NOT an alpha. Is really kind but tbh also kinda weird. He makes you laugh but can sometimes also annoy the shit outta you. Mysterious as fuck cuz you can’t know what he looks like. Hot voice lol

He thinks he’s an alpha while he’s not. Such a Dylan Chappell

by Sofieeeee January 27, 2022

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Dylan Detwiler

Dylan is known for having a weak immune system coupled with weak feet. Went from covid to calased big toe in a 1 week period. Ultimately equaling two paid vacations for being a bitch. Member of a prestigious SOU team however taken out so easily due to a minor toe infection.

Dylan Detwiler I can't put on my boots, theirs puss on my toe

by Bringeroftruth063021 August 16, 2021

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Dylan Guptill

Also known as Guptill89 on his Youtube, Dylan Guptill is an eccentric man known for listing his "Top 10 Hottest Female Sonic Characters" and holding an intense hatred of Ray William Johnson's "Doin' Your Mom."

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Dylan Guptill: Doin' your MOM!?!? That's just INSULTING!

by I EAT BOOGERS FOR BREAKFAST September 3, 2021

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