Jacob ogdenitus

A health condition in which a males penis reverses inside itself
Dude I’ve just been to the doctors and found out I’ve got Jacob ogdenitus, my poor penis is inside out
by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020
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jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year
holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton
by Lukard_oh November 24, 2022
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Jacob Paterson

ugly and mean jk good with guys tho ;)
hey I wanna meet Jacob Paterson he's a real charm
by Jabsiansn May 23, 2016
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Jacob bush

A big ass fucker-bitch with a 16.3 inch cock
I fucked Jacob bush last night ;)
by Big dick cock boy July 02, 2021
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Jacob Bruno

Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.
Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”
by Jadeg1126 May 18, 2018
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Jacob gouda

Everyone's best friend in the whole wide world.
Man I love Jacob gouda he is my best friend
by Spike Mcgregory June 21, 2020
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Jacob W.

Jacob W. is the kind of guy to smoke a ton of weed, tells you he cares about you, and still mean when the high is over. He is the kind of guy who will treat u like a princess just cause he cares about you that much. If you're special to him you're very very lucky.
Marrissa loves Jacob W. but she's too scared to say it.
by marsluvsusosomuch March 24, 2022
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