Jeff Dahmer

The Jeff Dahmer is a sexual act involving two people, it does not have to be specifically gay but it can. One person covers themselves in meat (It can be raw to improve the experience and pork is recommended) and the partner will start consuming the meat off their body while also fucking them in the process while also cutting your partner so they bleed all over themselves and drinking the blood.

“Bro my girlfriend wanted me to Jeff dahmer her. We broke up after the experience. I couldn’t take that shit any more.”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023

Jeff

A seance of divorced dads getting together and having a beer.

Hey, you wanna go meet up at the Jeff this weekend?

by Hdiwbdudnsjwjsh March 25, 2024

Jeff

He's one of the worst and best person you'll meet. He will love you no matter what until you don't hurt him or bother him with some attitude of yours. He'll tell a lot of lies just to impress you. He will make you feel bad about yourself,he will hate you and he will make you hate him,but you'll still love him.

-"Do you know Jeff?"
-"Oh yes i knew him,i still think about him sometimes...i miss him"

by Lilicoryrose May 9, 2022

Jeff

Literally Sally’s bff and number one fan

“Wow you’re such a Jeff”
“Omg thanks but I’m actually a loser named Ben”

by Grainsys April 11, 2023

Jeff-laxed

When you join an existing social group without any prior knowledge of anyone and their eccentricities and immediately try to fit in, effectively making a fucking fool of yourself and mankind as a whole.

Alan Jeff-laxed the shit out of himself the first week after he moved to the island.

by Liberal Joe August 19, 2019

Jeff The Killer

If your partner likes Jeff the Killer, they’re probably a poser, e-boy loser who will never come visit you (if you are long distance) no matter how much you cared he’ll always be a cheating loser obsessed with a creepypasta

“God he’s such a Jeff the Killer”
“Wdym??”
“He’s probably cheating on you with someone named Nina”

by RandyWarren September 11, 2025