Two chains is a overweight gangster
by Spetnuzi June 17, 2022
When someone says something dumb and someone responds to that, it makes the response or any argument surrounding it automatically dumb.
EXCEPTION: If the response is saying that the previous statement was dumb or lame in anyway it is not part of the dumb chain
EXCEPTION: If the response is saying that the previous statement was dumb or lame in anyway it is not part of the dumb chain
Frank- "(Says something dumb)"
John- "(replies to the dumbness)"
DUMB CHAIN
Exception:
Frank- "(Says something dumb)"
John- "That's so dumb"
NO DUMB CHAIN
John- "(replies to the dumbness)"
DUMB CHAIN
Exception:
Frank- "(Says something dumb)"
John- "That's so dumb"
NO DUMB CHAIN
by ahugeworld May 11, 2014
by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022
An act that is/was done by someone or something that was utterly ridiculous, incredible, or hilarious.
Oi have you heard that new song by Bhad Bhabie, It's "OFF CHAINS" mayn!
Oi did you see that guy at the party doing the robot, he was "OFF CHAINS" mayn!
Oi did you see that bird take a phat dump on Joe Bidens head, that was seriosuly "OFF CHAINS" mayn!
Oi did you see that guy at the party doing the robot, he was "OFF CHAINS" mayn!
Oi did you see that bird take a phat dump on Joe Bidens head, that was seriosuly "OFF CHAINS" mayn!
by Man whose OFF CHAINS May 03, 2022
What diabetics do with Twinkies.
What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.
What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.
Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.
I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
What fiends like me do with whole DL'ed seasons of a good series.
What some people need to do with platefuls of homemade dick.
Did you see that whore? She was chain-swallowing cock in the foursome! Awesome.
I'm so damn hungry that I'm about to chain-swallow this burrito.
by WompyJaw March 12, 2014
Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.
fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail
either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail
either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."
physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"
social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."
physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"
social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
by digitteknohippie March 20, 2012
When you click on your friend's Facebook page, click on one of his/her friend's page, clicking on one of that person's page, and so on and so on, often done because you see a person that is good-looking, hot, etc.
Guy: Dude, I saw some chick on Rob's Facebook and clicked on it to see the picture bigger, ended up seeing a hoteer chick on this girl's friends list, and ended up seeing another hot chick on that girl's page.
Dude: You just experienced a facelink chain.
Dude: You just experienced a facelink chain.
by Ruiner123 November 11, 2009