Hello fresh wound

A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit

What happened to you Bert, you've Burns all up your arms?

Its nothing. Just a Hello Fresh Wound

by Berty777 May 27, 2022

Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp

Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls

by Ordinary description January 28, 2023

Fresh from the Crèche

meaning someone is 'young', or inexperienced at something

Dude that Girl is Hottt!

Shes only 15 man, Fresh from the Crèche. Dont go there.

by Alan Titch February 13, 2010

Fresh off a fuck

When you just had sex and feel like you can do anything

I'm fresh off a fuck and ready to take on the world.

by Supermarket dad September 04, 2018

fresh off the stick

When a woman announces her pregnancy to everyone she knows immediately after finding out she is pregnant, usually by taking an in-home pregnancy test (which involves peeing on a stick).

"Did you hear that Tim got Lucy knocked up?"
"No, how far along is she?"
"She's fresh off the stick. She just took a test this afternoon."

by Mutton Congress August 04, 2014

Fresh out the Box

New here

You fresh out the box yo! Why don't you spit somethin bout youself.

by Zhuo June 04, 2012

fresh from the grill

a term used for a person when they come in with new and stylish clothes

person 1: Dude look at john with that new look

person 2: Whoo, damn, fresh from the grill!

by cj thabeast November 18, 2016