hit the nation

To masterbate ferociously and spontaneously, whether one may be watching Brazzers or just pulling up a revealing instagram photo. Often abbreviated as HTN.

After seeing Emily's ass in those leggings, Conor ran into the school bathroom to hit the nation.

by plasticbag September 15, 2017

National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day

Beat the absolute fuck out of your best friend on April 19th

I can’t wait for National beat the living fuck out of your best friend day!

by xx.l0ser.g0ldie.xx April 17, 2023

national share a smoke day

the day to share your smokes with our mates

“guy its national share a smoke day today giz us one of dem”

“haha ofc bro”

by sesh lads October 17, 2022

National geebag day

9th of July is a day of celebration for all the geebags out there

Peter:do ye know what you are
Suzanna:what am I
Peter:a right geebag

Suzanna:oh my goodness

Peter:happy national geebag day

by Kavanator July 8, 2022

National Mr I Sharp day

The 18th of November 2021 Mr I Sharp left my life (he’s still alive I just don’t know where) and therefore I think that that is his day and it shall be the day we remember the no1 teacher Mr I Sharp as he was a truly good teacher and a even better man

To Mr I Sharp “cheers” 🍻

It’s national Mr I Sharp day 🍻

by Elijah gibson November 5, 2022

National Bully Haz Day

Haz from Wave's World is getting bullied this day.

Guys guys! It's National Bully Haz Day!

by Ventiistakensad November 23, 2020

National vibe day

The day everyone is supposed to vibe March 31

Guy 1:Yo did you know it's national vibe day
Guy 2 : really let's vibe

by CL_Duckie March 26, 2020