Pulls

Masturbating at the same time you are doing a poo, pulling and pushing simultaneously

I didn’t have time for a poo and a wank so I just had a pullsh to save some time

by @Marmaladememes January 2, 2019

Pulling a Lochlan

Pulling a Lochlan is the act of intentionally gaslighting another constituent whilst actively engaging in anal intercourse with them.

Person 1: My goodness, I can't take all this rubbish coming from your mouth. You're pulling a Lochlan.
Person 2: Shit!!!

by Celine Dion Fan Account May 9, 2023

Pulling a fatjew

The act of sniping/stealing (aggregating) another person's content without said person's prior consent or deliberatly lacking adequate citation in an attempt to credit the content's creator.

Unless, of course, said thief is approached in masses to credit a content's op in light of being offered a contract to write a book, even though the thief has probably never read an entire book without the forced intervention of an education supervisor (teacher).

"My girlfriend is so funny. Look at all these hilarious memes she's texting me."

"Dude, she's totally pulling a fatjew on you... I saw that on tumblr 3 months ago. Your gf is lame af."

"Why are you on tumblr? You're 31?"

"That's not the issue in question here, Jack!... Focus, for cripes sake."

by SirAsshat January 17, 2016

Brown Pull

When you shit into your hands and then jack off using the shit as your lube

Eddie: "where's Glen gone"
Adam: "he's down in the toilets having a brown pull"

by Manson81 October 12, 2022

pulled a jeremy

pulled a Jeremy is the act of either slapping the air or fake slapping someone and the slap somehow hit you instead.

"Woah dude look here he just pulled a Jeremy"

by bambaby07 June 6, 2022

Pull your pimp card

When you really like somebody and not really tryin to see anybody else. (No more messin around with anybody else means you're no longer a pimp.)

You about to wife that broad, I'm about to pull your pimp card.

by Lildynamite717 October 17, 2017

Pulled a Squeeb

Going outside when you shouldn’t

They pulled a squeeb yesterday after school.

by bAm01917 April 13, 2019