by blueballs. August 16, 2022
Tom: Bruh, Sarah gave me hungry balls last night!
Greg: Huh?
Tom: She had the cooking channel on and she kept flirting with me.
Greg: Huh?
Tom: She had the cooking channel on and she kept flirting with me.
by NotaLumberjack April 15, 2017
Noun: The pain you feel when you haven't hung out with your bros in a long time; often occurs when you just send memes in group chats and don't have any quality time.
by chaddon85 December 11, 2023
When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.
Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"
by NoWayAroundIt April 02, 2025
by Jay_dog567565577 May 29, 2020
Sadly, most workers in the world are the victims of Puff Balls; managers or co-workers who have no skill for the job they are in, yet there they are.
by geekmalone June 30, 2020