by NichoKeshaun December 3, 2017
Get the cock squashedmug. The act of one rolling tape over his cock, then inserting it into the woman's vagina.
This is typically used as a form of birth control, or by people who cannot afford condoms.
This is typically used as a form of birth control, or by people who cannot afford condoms.
by Elixir of Wisdom July 11, 2015
Get the cock rollingmug. A cock valet is someone who is religiously fucked by a person or group of people. Therefore, instead of parking cars for people and deciding what spot they belong in, you are parking their cocks inside of you. There can be a group of cock valets also, making the task of parking people's cocks a group effort deciding on what cock goes in what orifice.
"They want us to do what!? Do I look like their personal cock valets!?"
"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
"That task makes fucking zero sense! I guess we're all playing cock valet today!"
by BigDickPapa (BDP) October 4, 2017
Get the cock valetmug. by Bill Cosbyyyyyy October 13, 2018
Get the Cock Trainmug. A big massive dick that deserves to be in a museum , Horse cocks don't typically fit in normal boxers and they have to have special ones made for their big penis, normally these are given to the men who did stuff right in their past life, and they often make jokes about having a small dick or they don't get offended by them.
by ILOVEHORSECOCKS May 2, 2023
Get the Horse cockmug. To carry this was action out, one simply has to start singing international Cock or Balls.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.
After which someone has to grab there junk and try to disguise either there ole dick or baw sacks, and everyone else must stare and study what there showing and decide weather it's there cock or there baws. After which the lad will show what it was.
Tiny: Awright pagey shall we get a game going?
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks
Pagey: how about INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS, INTERNATIONAL COCK OR BALLS.
Tiny: awright then here we go, what have we here?
Pagey: After careful studying I reckon that's your ole baws!
Tiny: sorry my man that's actually my shaft! Easily mistaken for my big ole bollocks
by Tiny scrotum August 14, 2021
Get the Cock or ballsmug. 