Face shart

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020

blurring your face

When someone blurs their face on their profile picture, it means they’re probably ugly as fuck and are very insecure.

“Why are you blurring your face on your profile picture?”
“I’m ugly as fuck, can’t you see?.”

by berdz May 21, 2022

loss face

1.When a person gets disgraced
2. Immense humiliated

Origin:
A Chinese Exchange student from NAU was on a trip with a student from OSU teaching each other Chinese/English when they came across a word that he (the NAU Student) had not learned. So we came up with this word to describe the meaning of the word he meant to say in English.

Guy 1: Wow you are very ugly and your style of clothing makes me laugh
Guy 2: Awww man, your making me experience Loss Face

by The Chinese/Puerto Rican August 20, 2010

Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

Face Fence

1. The cone of shame a dog wears to prevent itching or biting

2. Another term for braces or headgear

3. Football helmet

1.That poor dog has got the face fence.
2.I have some spinach jammed in my f-fence.
3. Dont grab another player's face fence.

by Kermitt July 21, 2019

Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010

Clam chowder face

An unsymmetrical droopy face. Only achieved by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

Gabby has such a clam chowder face when she’s wasted.

by Henry the reet November 6, 2020