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jizzified-love

When someone has a grand attraction to someone, so much that their love can be labeled or expressed in a manner of which jizz is used.
The drunk college girl had a jizzified-love for Mr. MacMiller.
by layinitoutlikeitis November 7, 2011
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Love

Well, love is. When the male and female (bird and bee) do a dance while rimming the stay puft man (ghost busters reference) and then, there is this goat with big horns that has a 3 way with harry potter and a dragon.
by FISHAYTACOS November 22, 2011
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Love

That one word that used to mean something but is now only a way for a guy to get inside your pants. it is usually a complete lie and when told "I love you" by a human male you should run away immediatly. If you begin to develop a reaction to these words, please see a brain specialist as soon as possible.
Male: I love you.
Female: Bullshit dude. Bullshit.
by Librianna September 23, 2011
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Love

Something taught while one is young. Though a totally false feeling. Completely bogus and a total illusion. Clouds one's mind and blinds one's judgement
by The 13th Doctor October 2, 2011
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Love Maker

A love maker is a man who listens strictly to music about making love that you can make love to without ever listening to anything else. He talks in the low voice of Barry White to everybody by starting every conversation with "You know I love you, girl!"
Gordilia: "That guy Lambert has listened strictly to the Clean Up Man by Willie D in his car and wherever he goes for every second of his entire life with that song on eternal loop without ever stopping! It just plays incessantly wherever he goes!"

Jerome: "What a Love Maker!"

Lambert : "You know I love you, girl, but..."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 2, 2023
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Love Maker

A kinder and gentler phrase to be used in the place of the word "fucker".
Brenda: "I got sent to the principal's office today for allegedly telling the teacher to fuck that fucking fucker in regards to the principal, but I got in even worse trouble when the principal asked about my comment and I told him that I had actually said to make love to that love-making love maker. Which one is worse?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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