face rape

when someone says hurtful mean things that they should only ever say behind your back to your face

'so howcome you and ashlie arent talking to each other'

'i dont wanna talk about it'

'tell me'

'well i was just being nice and she came out of nowhere

with this massive face rape'

by ihavahat March 31, 2010

Buzzcut Face

A person that has a buzzcut

Eighth grader : Mr. Ennis has a buzzcut so what Does that mean?
Seventh grader : He’s a buzzcut face
Eighth grader and seventh grader: haha 😆

by Parkour dude March 3, 2021

Pig-faced

When a woman is crying she is pig faced.

I told her that I would not pay her phone bill, she got all pig-faced.

by Syms321 November 13, 2020

Quokka-faced

An eager, happy but mindless expression on the face. All the lights are on but no one is home.

The Bouan-Bathor stared quokka-faced at Cara Delvingne and tried to make her wear the stupid hat.

by Fred Bigley June 9, 2018

miliband face

have you ever had a friend say something about a "CalArts bean face"? like, that trope where every cartoon character's face looks like a bean? this is the real life equivalent. this is the proper definition. if you go to google images or whatever the fuck and type in "ed miliband smile", you'll see a bunch of pictures of Ed Miliband doing this god-awful smile that looks exactly the same as these "bean faces".

"look at this dude, LMAO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING MILIBAND FACE"

by an_alias January 10, 2021

Stage Face

Classic/basic stage makeup that sometimes consists of a full face of foundation, false eyelashes, eyeshadow, and blush, etc. Stage makeup varies depending on the show

"For your make up you just need to put on a classic stage face"

by BroadwayFangirl June 27, 2018

Asshole Face

A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.

This asshole face just about ran me over while scream at me about all live matter.

by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020