Slappa da face

When you orgasm in your hand and slap your woman across the face.

Yo that girl just got slappa da faced.

by Slappa da face November 18, 2020

Face-butthole

Someone who spews an inordinate amount of shit from their mouth has a face-butthole.

Your face-butthole smells like you’ve been eating cat shit all day.

by MileHighHose August 6, 2019

face ruiner

When one part of the face (nose, ears, eyebrows) is so bad the whole face is considered ugly, when in fact it could possibly be very beautiful.

"Man, do you think Maria is hot?"
"I would if she got a nose job, that thing is a face ruiner."

by thuggerslugger August 17, 2016

face bra

Covid mask.

Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.

by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020

Shed-Faced

A term used to symbolize the execution of getting shit-faced drunk in a Shed.

Let's get Shed-Faced tonight.

by Devotron 8400 June 25, 2017

Yolk face

After a sexual act, taking your hands and balling up one placing it on their head then smack top of that hand with other. This is the egg breaking, open the balled up hand to mimic hold running out of egg.

I gave her a yolk face as a thank you

by Oliver Fisch September 5, 2025

Trollie Face

It is said/used after successfully tricking another person. Sometimes used to tell someone you were being sarcastic about the matter.

If used correctly, the other person should say "arms" or feel the emotion behind "arms".

James:" Hey, do you think I'm so pro in LoL?"
Jesse: "Of course, who's better then you? :3"
James: "I kno right?
Jesse: "Trollie face"
James: "ARMSSSS"

by Trollie Face March 22, 2013