Dog Eyeing

The act of staring down a potential mate as if you were establishing yourself as the alpha to a k9 companion. Success in the act comes from perseverance... being the last to look away. If he or she looks away and looks back with a smile, go in and close the deal. If the target looks back strangely, consider smiling more next time.

I knew that girl wanted me to come over and share her lollipop because I was dog eyeing her and she smiled.

by Douche Canoe 78 June 8, 2018

Mikey The Dog

Sexy little mut with a tight ass. Always happy to see you and always begging for food. Perhcance. the dog may also crawl

I wanna Fuck Mikey The Dog

by IloveMattsDog March 20, 2025

Jade dog

Someone who sucks dick to much

E.g “finty ur such a jade dog”

Oi your such a jade dog

by Angry mum August 14, 2020

wet dog

while having sex doggy style you stick your finger in your mouth then stick it in their ass.

Jose: I gave her the wet dog last night she was waggin her ass as soon as I put it in.
sean: omfg

by VillainSZN May 20, 2023

dogs

devious animals that pee / poop everwhere other than outside and rip couches open.

DOGS. STOP RIPPING THE COUCH

by ihatestepmoms October 16, 2021

Dog-Shop

A photograph with a dog photoshopped in. Popularized on Twitter by "@Major GSD" in 2021

You see that sick dog-shop of Major in Vegas? That pup is lit AF.

by Demi Lovato 69 March 30, 2021

Dog Shit

A term that perfectly describes a narcissistic person.

My ex is a narcissist, he's basically dog shit as a person

by Lolly Babcock November 30, 2021