jerkin’ your cock

when u trick someone

Bill: ur so annoying and loud
ishika: WHAT?!?!
Bill: chill i’m just jerkin’ your cock

by slimegod+*1500 July 26, 2022

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diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

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cock fusion

Related to plopping, once the penis is inside the foreskin of another penis; the two men, ejaculate, once the semen dries up, it will turn crusty, acting as super glue, thus fusing the peni as one penis.

Person 1: Why are you guys standing so close to each other?
People 2 and 3: We performed cock fusion.

by SizzlingBacon3:16 May 21, 2016

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cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.

Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.

by maryJanee January 1, 2014

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