cock ridden

When you care about the boy way too much and always wanna know where he is & what he is doing 24/7, chase him and put him before kids if you have them

She's so cock ridden

by Kisssxxx June 20, 2017

horseshoe cock

A cock that does a complete u-turn. Or cock that completes a complete 180degree turn facing the owner.

He came on his own pants due to his horseshoe cock.

by Aperse June 25, 2017

horseshoe cock

A cock that turn a complete 180 degrees.
Having a cock that does a complete u thrn

I accidentally came on myself due to my massive horseshoe cock.

by Aperse June 25, 2017

cock tiddle

Slang phrase for a cocktail or another name for testicles

“Let’s go get a couple cock-tiddles.” Or “Chad’s tiny cock tiddles almost make his dick look big”

by ChadTanner69 October 29, 2017

cock ah shit

making sure your cock is down when you take a shit

I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol

by hurtssooogoood November 6, 2017

Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.

Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.

by jaggazoom November 11, 2017

Grim cock

When the dick is absolutely horrible grim

"He had the grim cock"

by Corrupt whale November 13, 2017