dogs

Slang way for teens to talk about toes

“Jimmy put your icky sticky fugly dogs away!”

by Fish tank cactus August 9, 2022

Having a dog

To pleasure oneself via licking their own testicles

"Dude did Brendan go to bed?"

"Yea but he's having a dog first"

by DaggerCat February 26, 2014

Mad Dog

A chickadee who is rich and gets the lil boiiis attention.

Dude. Such a mad dog

by Boogy woogy November 13, 2019

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Corned Dog

Slang term for corned beef out of a tin.

Give us some of that corned dog with chips please.

by Baz69 July 16, 2022

Mad dogging it

A phrase that means to evacuate yourself from an area as quickly as possible with potentially chaotic results ensuing as in relating to the TV show Mad Dogs on Amazon Prime in which the main characters had to make an impromptu attempt to flee from Belize in a last ditch effort to conserve their lives.

When tommy pooped his pants during the NCAA division championship basketball game, all the members of the opposing basketball team were visibly mad dogging it off the court

by (Ş.)^2 April 1, 2024

Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed

Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025