You and your friends are in a stage of awkward silence, so someone shouts this out as a conversation starter.
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Person1: hello
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
Person2: balls
Person1: Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
Fr'instance
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer
use a gun. And if that don't work
use more gun.
Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me
Built by me
...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.
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Get the ball sack mug.A philosophy of keeping it simple, sticking to what works, and executing proven strategies without overcomplicating things. Originating from football, where running the ball is a reliable way to control the game, it applies to business, fitness, life, and any situation where flashy, unnecessary complexity leads to failure.
“Stop overanalyzing your diet—just eat clean and hit your macros, run the damn ball.”
“Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”
“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”
“Corporate wants to overcomplicate this campaign. Let’s just stick to what’s working and run the damn ball.”
“Fourth and one, game on the line—don’t get cute, run the damn ball.”
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May also apply in instances of dumbfoundingly stupid individual errors.
May also apply in instances of dumbfoundingly stupid individual errors.
The Athletics' display of circus ball resulted in 8 unearned runs, and losing their entire franchise to Las Vegas.
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