wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma December 22, 2013
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childhood dog

A dog that you grew up with. That has a special place in your heart.
I often think of Buddy. He was my childhood dog.
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Walkin' My Dog, Zero

A another way of saying...Im smoking Marijuana.
Im really high because I've been Walkin' My Dog, Zero all day!
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triple raw dog

When you complete three laps hiking and skiing steep gnarly terrain, without assistance from a snow cat operation that is taking much of the work out of hiking the mountain.

Alternate definition: Anal sex with three random girls, sans condom.
Yah brah. We just did a triple raw dog on Highlands Bowl, while those Puncis rode the diesel powered snow limo.
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Nigga dog food

Any kind of cheap, store-bought dog food that causes your dog to break out or develop other maladies and/or illnesses.
I could not get my dog quality dog food for her dinner tonight. She will have to settle for Nigga dog food. I hope it doesn't cause issues for her later on.
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What's above dog?

The alternate of "What's Underdog?"
Manasi: "What's above dog?"
Andy: "Not much."
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whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.
Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.
by George Chesterton May 25, 2011
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