Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.

I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.

by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024

hot ass sundae

The very definition of Sony and it's customer service.

I'd say contact Sony Support but Sony's customer service is nothing but a hot ass sundae.

by SilverFangedRat May 15, 2021

Lakeside Hot Tub

Taking a dump in the water storage tank portion of a porcelain toilet

Victim: "When I flushed, something dirty happned"
Bystander: "it must of been a LAKSEIDE HOT TUB"

The janator of santee del taco :" dammit, dirty Chris left another Lakeside Hot Tub"

by The Santee Patriot June 11, 2022

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015

Hot Nugget

British slang for a hoe, typically seen bending over revealing their behind to anyone around. Typically lives in an ugly brown brick house with at least 1 construction worker in the house

I wanna take that Hot Nugget home with me!

by tel0lv June 14, 2022

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

Hot Pocket

When you take a huge steamy dump in your hand then pocket it for later.

Duuuuude... I totally did a hot pocket when we were on that forest trail.

by ChrisGnarley September 7, 2025