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Plaintiff: Your honor, my marriage has had a lot of challenges, but there has just been way too much detrimarital sex to keep up this charade.
Mary: Beth, why aren't you talking to your husband?
Beth: Since Aaron found out that he's into scat play we only ever have detrimarital sex :(
Plaintiff: Your honor, my marriage has had a lot of challenges, but there has just been way too much detrimarital sex to keep up this charade.
Mary: Beth, why aren't you talking to your husband?
Beth: Since Aaron found out that he's into scat play we only ever have detrimarital sex :(
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