National Send Nudes Day

April 19th Is National Send Nudes day for the people that missed it on April 18th. Last chance to have a free pass.

Shordy 1: I cant wait to be asked to send nudes today. People forgot yesterday. Thank god theres two National Send Nudes Day ‘s.
Mandem 1: Dont worry gyaldem I gotchu, send me nudes by 4 and we’ll be bless.

by iShagWomenDaily May 28, 2018

National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
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by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National JEGthePoet Day

October 14th is the day JEGthePoet released his first self-titled EP. We celebrate this day, where his career took off. We love you.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard? It’s National JEGthePoet day!
Person 2: THAT’S SICK!

by Slastar91 February 5, 2022

National Brush Your Teeth Day

Brush Your Teeth Everyday… Your Breath Stinks.
Get A Mint. Drink A Mouth Full Of Listerine. GODDAMN!!!

Me: Hey Sis! Guess What Today Is?
Her: What?
Me: Its NATIONAL BRUSH YOUR TEETH DAY!!
Her: Bruh…
Me: So Go Brush.. Everyday… Nonstop… its really bad..

by sturniolofan06 August 24, 2022

National uwu XD ;-; day

Where all smol beans come together.

Smolbean69uwu: It's national uwu XD ;-; day!
Iliketits69: Stfu lol
Smolbean69uwu: :<

by gaymf April 22, 2021

National Butcho Appreciation Day

This day is on January 5th, and it’s when you appreciate that one Butcho in your friend group. We all got one, so go appreciate them

Hey man it’s January 5th! National Butcho Appreciation Day!

Let’s gooooo!

by Aids of greatness January 5, 2021

National ass pic day

Day where you send ass pics to ppl who ask

Yo babe its national ass pic day.

by Men on toast April 19, 2020