This is performed by a girl who is most likely very innocent-looking and often shy, but when it comes to sex likes surprise you with two greasy bananas up in the rear end.
by Mr jIMMY December 10, 2018
Get the Dirty Bianamug. The act of smacking someone on the ass with a tennis racket while simultaneously screaming “Hallelujah, my balls are on fire!” and urinating.
by setmyballsonfire! February 11, 2023
Get the Dirty Linnémug. The Dirty Khiami is an intricate sex move only allowed to be performed annually. Starting from 4/20 at 4:20pm, this ritual can be done for the next 10 minutes. First, you must superglue yourself to the back of the car, bare ass naked. Everyone will be in shock and open their mouth in awe, this will only happen if you do it properly, If you get public nudity charges then you must go and do the ritual of the cummenwealth to cleanse yourself and re-do the ritual. The cummenweath consists of being baptised in semen whist reading the bible and being shouted at by Snow Brown and the 7 dirty pakis. Once the penis is fit inside of the mouth, you will instantly contract HIV. The only way to prevent death is to do this ritual every year. When you reach a suitable location, a wise old man will meet you and warn you about the seven sexy sins. He will escort you to a warehouse, in this warehouse you will meet a woman bounded by handcuffs on a roof and they will be hanging off in a diamond shape. This next step can only be performed by a Khiami or Leach. You must now get crucified and ejaculate through the woman’s legs into her mouth, giving her the HIV you contracted earlier. If you land the shot the audience will give you a standing ovation and the woman will spit it out of her mouth into her bellybutton. If you fail to complete the ritual in the given 10 minutes, you will be castrates as this is the punishment. This is classed as a war crime.
by DirtyKeanan December 1, 2020
Get the Dirty Khiamimug. When your cousin sits on your face and jerks you off until you climax and yell “WOO PIG SOOIE” into her butthole.
“My favorite family reunion memory was when we were watching the Razorbacks game and Daisy May gave me a dirty bubba!”
by YeeYee67 August 31, 2022
Get the Dirty bubbamug. Did you hear that this person does dirty lazy on a regular basis as they cannot be bothered to be in an actual relationship
by Bigpotato134 June 26, 2021
Get the Dirty lazymug. A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.
by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018
Get the Dirty Potatomug. A lil angel that seems innocent to everyone but is actually very kinky and just wants to be choked while being tied up.
by Random_pasta August 15, 2020
Get the dirty annowremug.