pulling a scott garland

The act of faking an injuring to not have to participate in any sports related activities.

Joe: Hey Frank I don't think I can make it to the Cross Country meet.
Frank: What's the matter dude?
Joe: I think I twisted my ankle today during PE.
Frank: Come on Joe, stop pulling a Scott Garland.

by Thicccboi November 14, 2016

Pulled a Weiner

Accidentally posting or sending something not intended for mass distribution.

Bob accidentally posted pictures with his mistress to his wall, not a private message. John really "pulled a Weiner"!

Frank accidentally hit "reply all" when calling his boss a self-centered dumb ass. His coworkers had a laugh, but Frank was fired. Frank "pulled a Weiner"!

by Rep Frank Bob December 1, 2011

Pulling an isaac

To ejaculate into your very own mouth after busting a nut.

Mum: hey what’s that in ur mouth?
Daquan: im pulling an isaac, it’s abit salty today.

by Sir long Shlong February 8, 2021

Pulling a Lui

When your kid is being too loud or angry so you turn off the internet

Wow Nemo just got off I think his dad is pulling a lui

by Ilikeppinmybunghole July 24, 2019

Pulling a ethan

When you play girls or use multiple girls for your own pleasure leaving them confused

“Yo Ben is pulling a ethan”

by Erikka February 27, 2020

Pull a shiraho

Stealing at least 10000$ and betraying people while blatantly lying to everyone.

- This nigga just stole 15000$
- Damn did he just pull a shiraho?

by anonymous March 24, 2020

pulled a jonathan

When someone pretends to sleep on a call.

“I was on the phone with my gf and she totally pulled a Jonathan.”
“Damn bro! She heard everything you did ?”

by kaiskidneys January 3, 2023