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Logan’s cock

Logan’s cock is an 8-incher monster cock
Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.

Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.

“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long
by Maiwa August 15, 2022
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Cock punch

When a man cuddles you and you feel his cock punch you in the gut!
The date went fine, we kissed goodbye but he got over excited and his cock punched me in the gut and nearly winded me!
by Crudeoil December 20, 2021
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Cock McMusket

The sexual act of ramming a chicken nugget down your sexual partner’s throat with your penis.
I’m gonna give Becky a Cock McMusket tonight.
by Bobbykboi April 3, 2024
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cock sock

"Babe! Put on a cock sock, I don't wanna get pregnant."
by Gymnast_101 December 13, 2016
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Description: A male endowed with length, girth, and brutal natural stamina that lead to UPD. Not to be confused with Cod (note the small “d” for the small dick).
• Parameters:
o Must be able to bring the female to vast number of orgasms through deep penetrating thrusts with a session of great duration, consisting of many positions.
o Associated female remarks:
 “OMG!”
 “Is that going to fit?”
 “It has its own zip code”
 “How do you walk with that?”
 “Is that a gun in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Followed by: “Honey I just put the gun on the table, that is me” – True story!
• Adverse medical affects:
o Honeymoon cystitis.
o Development of a hyperactive female libido.
o Swollen, sore vaginal lips for days after (what am I saying??? I want that!)
o The woman is swollen to the point where urinating is problematic.
o Walking, for the female, may be an issue.
OMG! You need to try this! His Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD) causes UPD for days! True story!
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Holbrook cock

When a foreskin has become completely rotten from years of not washing it
Jesus Christ that smells like my dead nan, first sign of Holbrook cock”
by Tom100000 March 9, 2023
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