Zach

He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.

Person 1: Holy sh*t look at how cute Zach is

Person 2: ikr im so jealous

by homosexual that lives next doo March 19, 2019

zach

the act of pulling out before something even begun because you´re an insecure incel.

Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.

by Ejoyz January 03, 2023

Zach Hugerich

A funny person.

Person 1: Do you know Zach Hugerich?
Furry 1: Yes, the funny person.

by bro23451892304987 February 02, 2024

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023

Zaching out

To do something retarded/ act stupidity

Stop zaching out

by Hulk deep April 15, 2017

zach time

the period of time between a plantation owner leaving the plantation and coming back.

Slave: ayo Pierre, Massa's not here, you wanna come out here?
Pierre: AYYYYYYYYE, it's Zach Time!

by thatgnigga May 01, 2021

zached

rounding up the split tab so you can over charge your friends

Went to the bar the other night with Jason and the tab came to $110. Jason sent me an apple pay request for $60. Totally zached me. What a douche.

by mrmixx August 25, 2022