Dirty Zach

When you get caught with someone's sex shank in your prison pocket!

I walked in on big daddy Kev giving a dirty Zach to the maintenance guy.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

the zach

A person who loves doing it in booty he loves cock in and around his mouth

I was a the zach last night idk what came over me

by bangbang91 March 29, 2014

oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day

when all the zach’s see a nicole and slap her ass.

“hey zach”
“oh hey nicole!”
*slap’s her ass*

when it’s oct 29: national zach grabs nicole’s ass day all zachs will slap all nicole’s asses

by emery smith October 29, 2019

Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

Little Zach

A cunt

Why are you being such a little zach

by Jake from stat3farm February 16, 2017

hot zach

Man who likes to lube up drumsticks and place them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys it when other people shove them in his anal cavaties. Often enjoys vibrating massagers in his anal area as well. The above steps are often done with heavy drinking.

Mike: Holy shit, he even signed this?
Josh: Yeah, he wanted the massager in his ass too.
Ian: It vibrates.
Mike: I'm gonna slap him for this...
Ian: Dude... It vibrates...

by Mike and Ian January 28, 2005

National Zach Day

The day where Rocket League is seen as the next big thing and everybody loves it. They like the color blue and enjoy playing baseball and crushing pizza rolls.

Yooo, what kinda plans you got going on National Zach Day?

Probably play some baseball or rocket league in my favorite blue shirt and eat some pizza rolls after.

by NotZach123456789 June 13, 2018