the best(and whitest) guy you will ever meet. everyone loves him. zach’s come off as players but really they are the softest kind of guys around. do not get me wrong, they will still act all manly around their friends, but they are a completely different person on the inside. they may seem like a frat boy, but they would much rather stay in and cuddle than go out. they are the perfect balance of party animal and chill. although they are very smart, they tend to be incredibly modest and don’t want to admit to it all the time. once they meet the one they want, there will be no going back for them or you. they flirt in subtle ways, but charming enough to get you interested. once they want to pursue you, they won’t stop until you fall for them too. the best things about zach’s are that they are not afraid to get down with you or your friends. he isn’t embarrassed easily, and is super fun when he is drunk(white girl karaoke). if zach is your boyfriend, he will spoil you, both in kisses and things you love. he is the softest boyfriend you will ever have, both inside and out. if you are lucky enough to have a zach in your life, hold onto them, although it might be hard for you to shake them off anyways even if you wanted to.
by simp for you December 14, 2021

Zach is the friend who will stick by you kn matter what. He will be there for you in your time of need. He has beautiful red hair and he is stunningly charming.
by BioReactor February 7, 2018

by xanonymousxgirlx27x March 2, 2019

A very cute and creative man with curly hair snd hazel eyes. Always makes your day happier when he calls or texts you and you literally explode when he calls you “love”. You want to marry this man. Npbut ag the same time hes a fatass who eats hella and gains no weight and will not hesitate to take you into the bathroom when he needs to take a giant spookie dookie.
by Saturnluvr November 21, 2023

a guy bestfriend who can always make you laugh even in shitty and serious time he always loves to hangout with his friend and he is very much a dumbass and he is not skinny he likes to diss his friends alot but that just means he loves them he is also a very horney person and jacks off three times a day maybe even more
by pitbulls247 October 4, 2020

Zach is a all out badass redneck who is really tall and plays lots of sports and is very strong, he won’t take sh!t from no one and will even help u through tough times he is caring and very loyal, he is super funny but gets in lots of trouble, he misses A...v.... he is a very nice guy so if u ever get told by a Zach that he like you don’t let him go
by Zthompson782 April 15, 2021

A person who’s about 5’10 and gets no bitches. Quite scared to tell his peers about his homosexuality but everyone knows anyway. The type of guy you hang around just because he’s so ugly he makes you look 100x better than you already do
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
He’s just the universal fag that likes dick in his bum
by Yourz Truly - god March 20, 2022
