A male's equivalent of a food baby. When one has consumed so much food that his stomach becomes erect.
by Nipl Cobra November 03, 2011
the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.
by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009
the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed
by Bronoun July 08, 2005
The style of having 4 to 10 guys at one place in a group, while having a very fine attractive women walking/standing by them while they chat, hang out, etc. Not knowing that every other guy is getting erect. Thus, a boner forest takes place.
by Morfish August 26, 2010
by Rusty Clit December 20, 2003
A man who whilst having a boner commits irrelevant crimes. Including: loitering, petty theft, public nudity, driving alone in a carpool lane, elderly abuse... All with a big ol' boner.
Upon noticing he had a boner Jb decided to J walk in a busy street... telling his friends "thats what I call a boner crime"
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
If you can't do the time, don't do the boner crime.
by Squirtbop January 21, 2010
When the media latches onto something that they can make a big deal out of such as the swine flue even though way more people die of the regular flue every year than the swine flue. Other examples include the SARS disease and anything that is made up to be much more important or serious than it really is.
Dude 1-"God dude there is a total media boner going on about the swine flue right now."
Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."
Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."
by J Johnsonnfromdubville May 23, 2009