willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire

In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"

by frankieg102 November 15, 2009

Willy Wally

Something my dumb friend Peters says.

Peters is a willy wally

by dsboyddf December 17, 2016

Brown Willy

It is the act of inserting your finger in your ass and then inserting it in someone elses ear like a wet willy.

I Brown Willy my pal when im sas

by Smudgehat May 14, 2011

whistlin' willy

A dickhead (willy) who annoys people by his random whistling.

I can't get any work done because of the whistlin' willy beside me.

by going rogue December 23, 2015

Silly Willy

Goofy and fun loving person

Maia is a silly willy when she sings karaoke

by jpgmls1998 April 29, 2019

calm your willy down

to stop getting so excited/stressed

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"

by makurious December 1, 2009

Puerto Rican Wet Willy

The act of licking one's hand and slapping someone across the face.

Fred was upset with his friend so he moistened his hand and told Nick how he felt with a Puerto Rican Wet Willy.

by Jack Vs2.13 November 30, 2010