apple slapping

An act performed when you bang your girl's vagina backdoor style and your apple bag slaps violently against her thighs making a clapping sound as if a tidal wave is pounding the coastline

Boy,Kevin was apple slapping Heather's vagina with a top speed of 40 knots

by BIG T 49 July 6, 2017

Slap bucket

That thing you slap after pulling a shot of espresso to knock the puck out..

Hey honey, happy birthday, I just bought you a new slap bucket for your coffee corner.

by Slap bucket August 20, 2020

dry slap

a saying to a person u have a disagreement with who you believe offers little threat to yourself.

"yer gonna get a dry slap u little tosser"

by sheiky September 23, 2005

Cock Slap

v.kok slap. The use of a man's penis(cock) as a weapon to slap the shit out of his girlfriend/wife/boyfriend(if your queer) when frustrated with them.

1. I told my girlfriend to make me a chicken sandwich, and she didn't so I Cock Slapped the bitch!

2. While my wife was giving me a blow job, I decided to pull back and Cock Slap her for fun.

3. My boyfriend told me that that we didn't have any KY Jelly left so what did I say, "Boy go buy that Jelly, and when you get home be prepared for a ruthless Cock Slapping".

by Dude Andrews & Dude Moore August 3, 2007

Meat Slap

The act of slapping a piece of red meat as hard as physically possible. A test of how good a piece of meat is, usually performed in ASDA. The louder the noise, the better meat quality. If the slap is pitiful, then the meat is off/not of decent quality, and should not be bought.

Don't buy that gammon, it sounded shit when I gave it a meat slap

by Greg247 August 5, 2008

slap the gash

1) the art of female masturbation.

also...

2)a highly obscene euphemism for sexual intercourse; often used to emphasize a certain, unrelated point.

paddy actually shat in my kettle?! slap my gash!

you wanna come over tonight and slap the gash?

by GashSlapper February 18, 2008

Knowledge Slap

When someone is talking crap and you prove them wrong or shut them up by stating facts and showing proof.

My girlfriend was arguing with me about who was the main actor in the movie Gladiator, being my favorite movie of all times...I had to drop that "Knowledge Slap"...

by xxxcubanxxx October 29, 2011