webseries

A few episodes of some stupid gimicky topic that is "Hot Right Now" usually forgotten a few seconds after being watched.

Dude 1: "Did you see that The Website is Down webseries?"
Dude 2 : H"ow did you get into my house?!"

by Fuckiforgotmyusername June 11, 2016

weasel sex

When two skinny Mexicans have unprotected dirty, sweaty, sex and then leave right after intercourse.

White man: Wow those two mexican spics just had weasel sex.

by Cinnamon gang. April 8, 2017

Weasel

Weasel : often the name of a younger man, with nothing to gain , yet nothing to lose. Uses the term cunt on a daily basis, often towards his co-workers. This individual is likely to be a heavy smoker , and can inhale anywhere from 2-4 packs of cigarettes in an average work day. Weasel would also likely to be hung like a bull and will never hesitate to do anything stupid.

" weasel called me a cunt " - co-worker

" that weasel can sure hack down the cigrettes "

by Dictionary genius October 2, 2017

Fwank Weasel

A Combination of the English Grey Squirrel, and The Scottish Red Squirrel. Once intertwined, they become the Fwank Weasel, the most dangerous tree based mammal in the scottish borders region. It is particularly adept with light weapons.

The 5th preminition of socrates states: "The fwank weasel shall devour the earth, by assaulting the human race with the aid of light weapons".

by Jabba's Bawsack October 15, 2008

Dress Wearer

Noun: One who frequently dawns a dress, and is usually incapable of zipping up their mansuit. The dress may be both figurative and literal.

Synonyms:
Nancy
Little Girl
Door User

Antonyms:
Lumberjack
Beard
Anyone who has "manned up" (or zipped up their mansuit)
Claudio Sanchez

I'll tell you what, that Seth character is an avid dress wearer, and needs to try to not be such a little girl.

by Jaark December 9, 2008

Fish Weasel

1. The greatest insult ever.
2. A really strict mom who searches through your friends phone so you can't talk to then like they're your home slice pal buddy chum pal.

1. WELL YOU'RE A FISH WEASEL
2. Ey yo is fish weasel gonna check follow us?

by (￣^￣)ゞ July 20, 2016

Meat Weasel

A homosexual man who is also very thrifty and cheap.

That Meat Weasel has spent over an hour looking through the clearance rack.

by Hanz79 September 12, 2017