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Knife War

A homesexual term when a man slaps his penis onto another mans penis.
Gay Mw2 Guy: Want to have a Knife War?

Regular Mw2 Guy: Hell no! I'm not gay...
by TheMw2Hater October 7, 2010
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war paradox

the theoretical economic problem which is "if someone kills Hitler then goes back to 2022 there would be an override of people either to many rich or to many homeless, it could cause economics to crash, people freak out some time ants would be stepped on etc." The 2 options 1 kill a lot of people or 2 kill yourself if you kill yourself you don't have to deal with it if you kill a lot of people it will equal it out
by guythatswellaguy July 13, 2022
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Report War

A war thought between clans or movements on social Media sites via reporting accounts.
Example: The worst "Report War" ever recorded was from 2018 to 2020 on PlayStation Network thought by 2 Factions.

SOCG a clan that does Cyber Security, VIBE a standard clan which was taught by SOCG to Combat their Opposition which they referred to as "DAWNies" to mock them due to their fans "Simping over a catfish". Though the rivaling clan had no name or signature they caused a whopping 200 account banns $20,000 of damage due to bought content on those accounts. It ultimately ended a day before Sony "Updated the report system" and took away the community tab on PS4s due to SOCG hitting the community that the infamous "Dawnies" made causing 100 accounts to be perma banned in a single day and causing $150,000 in loss of content as well. Completely ending the Report War in 2020.
by PSN_Survivor October 8, 2022
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War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.
OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!
by longrider700 March 4, 2015
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War Thunder

Dogshit game that still somehow attracts more players. Will make any sane person into a slimy little goblin. Also causes insanity and hallucinations of Gaijin Snail. Will empty your wallet.
Jack: Hey, Dan! Wanna play War Thunder?
Dan: I'd much rather get hit by a truck and be paralyzed for the rest of my life then die to some greasy Germany main in his mother's basement.
Jack: So yeah?
Dan: Yeah.
by KoditonKari69 October 4, 2023
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Infinity War

A FUCKING DEPRESSING FILM. In the theatres 99.9% of Tom Holland stans have cried. It’s about a slug called Thanos & his task is to collect all 6 infinity stones to kill off half the universe. So obviously he’s a successful bastard and he snaps his fingers. This action causes many marvel fans to get triggered if you snap your fingers. If you do this, you could end up with a punch across the face.

An example of Thanos’ face is on the gif below. UGLY? IKR!!
Hey bro. Have you seen that movie Avengers: Infinity War?
Yeah bro, it fucking killed me. All the fangirls around me were crying when spiderman died.
by tomsbubba November 19, 2018
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War Gorrillas

Specially weaponized gorrillas that are dispached when a target has been "picked" for disposal. Also when a war has been declaired, they can be dsipatched to cause utter mayhem. Be warned if you ever hear war gorrillas being sent to your location, your best bet is to pack up and leave immediately!
Thank you for contacting us! War Gorrillas are being dispatched to your location. Please stand by.
by Ornery Gorrilla November 12, 2016
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