Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Crane wanker

In first person shooter games, this is a person who likes to camp at the absolute highest point of the map (such as a crane) giving them unfair amount of high visibility than all the other players and snipe people from the sky. Regarded as annoying and having poor marksmanship strategy.

Wow, I died to a proper crane wanker! Take your shite weapon and sod right off mate!

by Kit Rat February 20, 2020

pommy wanker

An englishman who can't be reasoned with due to his short memory & one-sided outlook on all things;
Piers Morgan

It's just Peirs, don't listen that pommy wanker

by MoistMoose August 20, 2023

baul wanker

A word you say after seeing a Nissan Skyline

"Yo dude i saw a cool skyline driving by!"
"Baul Wanker"

by Danker Wanker Spanker June 16, 2020

Wanker

A bus wanker

jay said "bus wankers"

by CMRN_9 June 12, 2020

Poop Wanker

Pejorative for the late Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker (1973-2013), which is used by the detractors to express desdain towards F&F fanboys (including those who make replicas of the cars driven by one of the characters, Brian O'Conner).

Guy 1: "Heya, look at my perfectly accurate replica of Paul Walker's Supra! I can't wait to beat Ferraris!"
Guy 2: "Ugh, another Poop Wanker wannabe."
Guy 1: "Bro, what the fuck are you talking about?"

by Cody D. Buni October 10, 2022

Wanker

You

You are a wanker

by The ultimate jizzer July 23, 2022