Most wanked to people on earth featured on thankyourwank.com The wank stars include a list of guys, a list of gals and a top of most wanked to celebrities.
Shasha Grey is such a wank star! She is always on the top most wanked to people on thankyourwank.com
by WankMistress July 11, 2011
Get the wank star mug.The act of wrapping a blanket around one's penis and thrusting furiously. This type of behavior is usually found in frustrated teenage boys or lonely men alone in a room at a party.
by AledLlyr November 23, 2011
Get the Blanket Wank mug.A blackout wank is when an individual decides to jerk off when they are very drunk and are unlikely to remember it. A blackout wank maybe done in public, the presence of friends or on ones own.
by Max2001 March 21, 2021
Get the Blackout Wank mug.Everyone has or knows a Wank Waffle in there local street/neighbourhood or work place and pub etc..Its a term for someone who likes to think of themselves as a "know it all" and anything you have done they have always done it but much better..The term Wank waffle can also be used for someone who talks absolute bullshit 24/7 and they also like to think they know about everything and everyone..The term can be used for a person who likes to make up lies about others and also likes to stir shit about others..Another words a bullshiter..Im sure you all know someone that fits this term...
by Dolphin shaver January 25, 2010
Get the Wank Waffle mug.The act of masturbating before a night out. The safety wank is used to prevent testosterone levels rising during a night out 'with the boys' when surrounded by females.
Friend 1: "You on the pull tonight?"
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
Friend 2: "You had your safety wank yet then?"
Friend 1: "What's a safety wank?"
Freind 2: "You know.. a wank to tie you over whilst trying to get on a girl, so you don't blow ya load if she starts having a feel around.. ya know..."
Freind 1: "Oh fuck. Better go do that now. Thanks man."
by surpriseentry June 8, 2011
Get the Safety Wank mug.Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
by AnUncleverName April 28, 2008
Get the wank stank mug.An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.
A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"
" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...
" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...
" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010
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