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vegan

a bastard that thinks its better for animals if they eat vegetables and fruit but doesn't realise the amount of animals that are rightfully shot, poisoned, trapped in order to gain a larger profit to continue farming and produce more food for the world population including vegans, they refrain from eating meat as they believe that its cruel and torture to the livestock being slaughtered for food, but doesn't realise that these animals are humanely killed and don't feel a thing is done correctly and this is usually done correctly. making the vegans delusional and wrong for forcing their opinion on people who like to eat meat, and should just leave us alone as they can eat what they want and we can eat what ever we want to eat, especially steak because which person in their right mind wouldn't eat a well done steak.
"have you seen Brian over there? I heard he was a vegan." "thats fine isn't it?" " yeah it should be but he keeps bugging other people because they like to eat meat." " oh we'll get him the fuck out of here!!!!!."
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Vegan

Synonym for "Annoying"

lol, jk, but most vegans are annoying I'll tell you that. Some are pretty chill about it though. But most vegans, for absolutely no reason, will just be a pain in the ass.
Some guy: Ay bro, want to go grab a burger?
Vegan 1: Nah man, I'm vegan, but do they have those vegan burgers?
Some guy: They do.
Vegan 1: Aight bet.

Some guy: Want to grab a burger?
Vegan 2: *inhales* NoOoOOoOooO! WhY ArE yOU doIng ThaT tO tHe PoOR coWs tHEy NevEr DeSeReved iT oH mY gOd whY arE yOu dOinG tHis yOu SaTaniC fUCk yOu aRe GoIng tO HeLL foR wHAt yOu dO tO thoSe PiGS whO hAd nO ChanCE AT DefENDiNg theMselVeS dO yOu reAlize tHe damAge yOu aRe caUsiNg yOu ArE evErytHinG tHAt Is WrOng wIth thIS woRLd deAR GoD heLp mE foRgiVE tHiS wRetchED sOuL LeT he bE DamnEd bY tHE deViL
by an existant of this planet February 16, 2021
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veganphobic

A made up word used by the moronic Vegan Teacher to claim that vegans are oppressed. The existence of this fake word is utter cringe as vegans are not in any way oppressed whatsoever
Asshole: Stop being veganphobic!
Normal person: *walks away knowing they don't have time for this*
by veganphobia June 28, 2021
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black vegas

A stoke-based band formerly known as Firechild with an asshole lead guitarist who's ego is a lot bigger than his penis.
A: Man that guy's such a typical band slag
B: Yep...Black Vegas
by most people July 15, 2005
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almost vegan

People who are trying their best to reduce and/or avoid eating any animal products (or animal by-products) or using animal based products such as leather, silk, or wool. People who are transitioning to becoming vegan and living a vegan lifestyle through veganism.
Vegans should help people who are almost vegan by supporting them to become vegan.
by The Organic Society January 27, 2019
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sexy vegan

a person who acts like a prick and Is vegan while also not being sexy. Usually, this person is a gay guy with a bunch of weird tattoos.
by dying slowly334 April 14, 2020
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Vegan Supremacist

A Vegan that feels he/she has surpassed all other people who are not Vegan, therefore hates all people that eat meat or products from animals.
Josh: You guys are just terrible. Why would you eat meat? You're killing innocent animals everyday for a burger.

Melissa: Shut the fuck up, Vegan Supremacist
by The Mod Guy Ivan August 14, 2008
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