by Bombsrus August 19, 2022

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

If someone is vanilla then they are predictable and not crazy. Vanilla people are great, but there a lots of them and less of other “flavors”.
#1: “Lindsey loves dog and says she’s not like other girls.”
#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”
#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”
#2: “Bro that’s literally 90% of girls...”
#1: “Omg is Lindsey vanilla?”
by Dr.door January 13, 2019

A: we want vanilla servers
B: you think you do, but you don't
A: It's me when they enable sharding in vanilla *shows a ghost picture*
A: auto loot, what is this? We want vanilla, not this!
B: you think you do, but you don't
A: It's me when they enable sharding in vanilla *shows a ghost picture*
A: auto loot, what is this? We want vanilla, not this!
by álfur December 27, 2018

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.
by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

When a male punches his lover in each eye, giving them two black eyes, and then forcing them to suck his cock until he cums.
Similar to Dirty Panda
Similar to Dirty Panda
by SeaBass4 June 12, 2016

When a man pulls out his penis from the vagina or anus after climaxing, he swirls a curly q of excess sperm at the point of entry, resembling the top of a vanilla ice cream swirl.
by Milky toasty March 24, 2022
