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Gay Vampire

A gay vampire refers to a vampire from the popular Shonen anime Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Some examples include: DIO, Kars, Wamuu and the hot and steamy one i forgot his name
person 1: dude you act a like a gay vampire
person 2: fym dawg you dont see me going WRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
person 1: you just did
by Ivory- August 19, 2023
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The vampire

When your banging a chick on her period and then pull your bloody dick out and shove it in her mouth
The mayor was at Lindsey’s house and did the vampire on her while her convict husband layer asleep on the sofa.
by Skiddy1 January 14, 2019
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Parasitic Tenhead Vampire

A Parasitic Tenhead Vampire is self explanatory. But it is a Parasite which has a huge head is classified as a Vampire in the sense they suck you dry for everything you have to offer. In Samoa we call this a Dawn. This name was given since the suspicious parasite would likely appear after Dawn.
Did you see that? No what is it, that family had a Dawn! Oh no, I hope they get help! Yeah that Parasitic Tenhead Vampire needs to burn!
by iessuchiha and likes anime August 2, 2022
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vampire mother

A divorced women who sucks the life and wealth out of her ex husband after cheating and leaving. Highly abusive toward men and blames them for their behavior.

The worst of all baby mamas.
Vampire Mothers are real.”

Vampire Mother got paid today!”

“No I don’t want to talk to you about my life now and I don’t have anymore money to give you...you Vampire Mother”
by Fact Based Person February 1, 2018
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Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's
Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night
by anonymous October 28, 2021
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Alp (Vampire)

Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.
1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"

2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)
by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013
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Vampire Load

When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.
"So last night I was getting fucked in the bathroom, and he filled me with a vampire load"
by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025
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