marlania: “hey, remember david the vampire from that movie lost boys?”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
me: “KAHDIDHWISHAHSOQKDKEOPPAJA”
by kenny 🤞 November 05, 2021
Chad: did you eat her out?
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth
Brad: yeah she was on her period.
Chad: congrats bro! You got your vampire teeth
by Nealspunchingbag May 11, 2019
When a girl named Ella gets her nails done but leaves two short so she can masturbate with her big dick until she cums all over the world. Also they like it up the bum, golden showers and feet. Also she is very pretty.
by Ella’s #1fan December 08, 2024
The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.
by da real pair June 20, 2020
Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.
May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.
"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"
by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021
Somebody who is not creative by themselves but gets more creative when they are working with a partner even if the partner doesn’t do that much except pitch ideas
by Mr.braindead February 10, 2023
by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019