Everyone's Creepy Pedophile uncle

A bald white man who you think you know but you don't. He also loves your kids for some reason.

That guy over there in the big white van looks like everyone's creepy pedophile uncle.

by Shulkingit April 25, 2015

Uncle Tom

A racist term often used by people to call their own race a kiss ass to white people. the use of this racist term has increased with the 2016 presidential election where there is videos on the internet which people who are not white call people who are not white uncle toms because they supported/voted Donald Trump.

any person who is not white who thinks trump is a great guy is subject to be called an uncle tom by his/her own race.

by Agerix December 29, 2016

Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club

A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.

Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.

by LaxBros69 February 1, 2018

Uncle Sam

the only man not prosecutable for treason or war crimes

Person 1: Why is it the US can murder people in every country as they drive their institutions to starve and violate every human right of their own citizens?

person 2: Cuz it's the American dream to be able to do anything you can put your mind and wallet to. You know...Uncle Sam.

by United States of Notmyfault February 5, 2010

Uncle Sam's Army

Uncle Sam's Army is the nickname for the fans and supporters of the US Men's National Soccer Team. Prevealent at the World Cup, Gold Cup, and any US home game north of Virginia.

"Did you watch the game last weekend against Haiti? That was me beating the drum for Uncle Sam's Army"

by ZW June 21, 2006

Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship

While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.

I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.

by Winclemo March 9, 2008

Uncle Money Pockets

Definition - A term used to describe someone with a lot of money or when someone spends large amounts of money. Uncle Money Pockets can be used for a person of either gender.

Origin -The term Uncle Money Pockets comes from the rich old man in Monopoly with the sweet mustache, top hat and pimp cane named Uncle Pennybags.

Alternate Uses - Uncle Money Pockets can be adjusted to fit the age and status of the person (see below examples)

1. Guy 1 - "My brother just got promoted and bought a porsche.
Guy 2 - "Damn he sounds like Uncle Money Pockets"

2. 12 year old girl - "I saved $100 off my $10/weekly allowance, I feel like such an Uncle Money Pockets."

3. Guy - "Bill Gates makes so much money, he's Uncle Money Pockets"

4. Homeless Guy 1 - "I just spent $50 on crack!"
Homeless Guy 2 - " Look at this Uncle Money Pockets!"
Homeless Guy 3 - "*shank*"

by the real uncle money pockets April 29, 2010