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Twitter is a fucking hell hole of a website used to cancel people for no goddamn reason.
John: Hey dude lets go on twitter!

Ben: Go kill yourself faggot.
by Detailed June 19, 2023
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person 1: hi
average 14 years old Twitter user: shut the fuck up racist <3
by eee eee May 29, 2021
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twitter fly

A person/ persons whom use twitter or other social media to spread misinformation/ slander towards others or subjects, as a fly does when it lands on shit and spreads nothing but scurge around.
"Quit listening to the twitter flys, Karen"
"You shouldn't be proud of being a twitter fly. Literally no one likes that"
by SoiledJammies December 11, 2024
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Twitter again

Hold on, imma leave some space here so I can use both boxes if need be...

Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
He wants to make the world a school! Ha! That's fucking hilarious! Look, he thinks there should be a buy-in to engage in the public discourse (like a student at a college) and that those with ethos (the teachers) should hold more sway over it. That is wild! That's the endgame! The real boys and the puppets! Hahahahahahaha! Nuts. You're fucking nuts man... Hooo... How does not just devolve into free speech animal farm? And you could say 'Well, you have to earn ethos' but 70% of your peers (people with similar ethos) disagree with you. The discourse being controlled by those with higher authority is exactly how we got all the self-censorship in the first place. That's just Chomsky, man. The dregs have a responsibility to remain passive and obedient in their solipsistic gardens of Eden while the golden restructure the world at their leisure or discretion. Too much logos? Who needs rationale? You can just restrict the discourse so that only those who can afford it can speak. Jesus Christ man... 🤦 I was hoping it was the former and not the latter (if you know what I mean). Twitter Again.
by Hym Iam August 4, 2022
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put that on twitter

what you say to someone when you just found out something they did on the weekend that they wish to remember
"hey did you hear drew got pissed and streaked across the park on the weekend"
"yeah put that on twitter"
by druey26 July 12, 2009
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Twitter Moment

An event on the Social Media site, X (Formerly named Twitter, and still called by many users), that instigates into an out of control wave of cancel culture and or hate to one person and/or group.
Person 1: You heard that Sony forced people to log into PSN Helldivers 2 on STEAM and people started to purposely review bomb it?

Person 2: Yeah, they really made one big Twitter Moment right there.
by CrimsonXD001 May 18, 2024
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If your Famous:It's battle royale with more players the more controversial tweets you make the more people try to cancel you it's basically WWIII but it's a platform so it doesn't get out into real life...
Right?
If your a minor: its basically among us and your the impostor waiting for the right moment to strike but then kanye west and lil mad X declare war and you don't know who to vote out and then Trump starts Venting and killing Biden in front of Boris Johnson Since Boris is evil he teams with trump but then you cancel him with your knife (#1 TRENDING #CancelBoris) and it's never-ending among us unless you delete the app
Twitter is my favourite game I can ruin my life and others lives too!
by Fatnoob360 September 1, 2021
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