smoke the tube 

The act of blowing some kind of smoke(cigarette,pot,etc...)through usually a papertowel tube to entice a small rodent into someone's anus for sexual pleasure. Usually a gay experience for the recepient not the rodent.

Hey Ted why don't you smoke the tube to get the gerbil in my ass.

OK!

That was great, now what do I do with the dead rodent in my anus?

smoke the tube by Holly1 January 10, 2007

tube steak 

Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.

Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!

tube steak by AA October 1, 2003

n00b tube 

A bazooka or panzershreck in MOH Allied Assault, Spearhaed, or Breakthrough.

That guy sucks. The only reason he's doing so well is because he's using the n00b tube.

n00b tube by Disco Stu October 20, 2003

boob tube2 

a magical tube that when opened makes all the girls in a 50 foot radius breasts get 4 times larger than normal size effects are permanent

for all u desperate men (joe thornton) u could probably buy a boob tube2 on ebay

boob tube2 by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

tubes 

titties that actually have pubes.

Sue is my girl and she has some bushes around each nipple.
Sue has a case of the tubes.

tubes by Chadbeccar August 24, 2007

tubbed 

To be sent a pic of tubgirl.jpg from www.tubgirl.com with an understanding the pic is something else eg: picture of a person who is the tubber on irc

someone on irc poses as someone else with the intent of tubbing someone by sending them a picture of tubgirl renamed as them selves to an unknowing victim

tubbed by TUBMEISTER July 10, 2003

tube of ignorance 

The place you are sucked into when you listen to people who dont know what the heck there talking about.

I cant believe I married this guy , I've been sucked into the tube of ignorance!

tube of ignorance by Lynn Skipper January 8, 2004