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Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
by BuffSammy January 24, 2024
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Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.
Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!
by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020
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vampire stick

Emma: I heard Jen carries around her vampire sticks. Sarah: Why does she carry those? Like, ew.
by MrNerd314 August 29, 2021
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australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually
"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
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When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.
Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold
by thehappytwo March 12, 2025
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Shaft vampire

When she's suckin your dick so hard it causes her nose to bleed
I hope you don't mind blood.. she's a shaft vampire dude
by Moose913 February 21, 2017
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Vampire Herpes

Vampire herpes are herpes that you have even after you die. Like foreeeeeeever herpes
Crystal got bit by a vampire 200 yrs ago and she still has herpes.

My sister got vampire herpes at a rave.
by Kaseofherpes September 25, 2022
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