pre-google

pre-google, before google.
pre-google earth era
pre-Google Earth and post-Google Earth era

pre-google earth era
post-Google Earth era

by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012

Google Fucktard

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge

Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"

by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011

Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.

"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."

by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009

Google Giggles

A phrase popularized on TikTok to denote content seen as cringe or childish. The phrase "Google Giggles" was made up by the community, but was originally used as a way to represent YouTube Shorts (owned by google) which is often seen as promoting cringe content intended for children.

"Wow that TikTok was so cringe."
"Right? Bro probably got banned from Google Giggles."

by heartwren April 20, 2023

eye-googled

When someone who is interested in you, looks you up and down like they're trying to obtain your entire 'wiki' from your display page (checking you out.). Can also be written as iGoogled

"Beth, that guy behind you just totally eye-googled you."

by BosleeLA January 1, 2014

Google it out

The future tense to know; figure something out. Cant find the answer to life's mundane questions

Example 1
dude 1: "Say bruh how you cook grits?"
dude 2: "Man you better google it out! Dont ask me no dumb shit like that.

Example 2

Me: who need 2 examples when you can GOOGLE DAT SHIT OUT!

by DaNoWherrOfAll January 2, 2018

Google it up

It means to search something up on the Google search engine that you do not know about. A question or thought and see what the answer or result is.

Person 1: Do you know when the Byzantine Empire was in exisitence?

Person 2: Google it up.

Person 1: Do you know what the Magna Carta is?

Person 2: Just Google it up.

by sfcidustin February 16, 2019