mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.

Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!

by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023

clock liter

A clock liter is a form of measurement to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes

There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters

by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022

I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.

“Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”

by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022

kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.

Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense”
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”

by Pskills43 January 27, 2020

Skibidi Clock

Brain-rot slang for “what time is it?”

“Hey Emani, skibidi clock?”

Emani: “it’s 4:45!”

by BrothaUgh8511 July 11, 2024

Clock It

Another way of saying “spill” or otherwise agreeing with someone else’s statement.
Typically used on Stan Twitter.

Person 1: Cardi B is washed and needs to retire!
Person 2: Clock it! I’ve been saying the same thing!

by GVTT3D January 8, 2024

Clock

Big piece of big fat clock hanging on your wall if ur reading this ur a fucking vegetable. Also I fucking hate retards.

Gabi is a fucking vegetable... clock

by Veggieman101 November 14, 2018