by Lennon0000 October 23, 2019
Get the Tree Brark mug.A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.
Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
Unimportant person 2: what's what?
Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?
Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.
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Get the Tree Wookie mug.A tree or large shrub that is sometimes difficult to keep out of seldom mowed lawns and often ignored gardens. They commonly grow fast from seed, re-sprout from cut stumps, or spread underground with runner roots.
Sally: That maple stump send up a new crop of shoots on ya?
Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.
Susie: Ya, grows like a regular tree-weed. I'm gonna have to get dirty and dig the whole stump up.
by IvyWood March 30, 2010
Get the tree-weed mug.A tree hugger who has taken the human to tree relationship to the next level, evolving into an actual physical relationship.
My tree fugger girlfriend left me because she was "getting wood" for someone who was hung like a mighty oak tree. Which turned out to be a mighty oak tree.
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