tree peacock

The state of mind that one enters once they are drunk and/or high where they believe that they are, in fact, the Tree Peacock.
Jake was walking around like a bird and claiming to be the Tree Peacock after that concert.. it was a good one
by _dj_bj_ June 25, 2014
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Tree Blood

Alternate word for 100% pure Maple syrup!
Yo make me some pancakes i am dying to pour some tree blood all over them bad boys!
by RyoHazukisan January 29, 2015
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Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.
Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.
by Jayrichmoneybags May 05, 2013
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tree spa

a spa that is located up in a tree, almost like a treehouse.
The woman needed a break, so decided to go o the tree spa.
by UrbanWordPerson January 28, 2010
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The Hobbs Tree

The Hobbs Tree is a curious sexual endeavour originating on the southern coast of England. Usually performed by men with unfortunate hairlines and terrible comb-overs, upon their unwitting, and soon to be damaged girlfriends. The male, after a healthy and indeed sloppy helping of foreplay, places their face within their female's vagina, who should be placed on her shoulders facing upwards with her legs akimbo at a 180 degree angle. Upon the disappearance of the face, all that will be visible is the sparse locks of curly, combed over hair, now nestled between two outstretched legs, like the leaves and branches of a tree.
I know me got no hair. But it mean me and julie can do The Hobbs Tree every night, me love the taste of me julie.
by bencurryy May 03, 2022
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Chistmas tree

My favorite definition of it is the one that describes somebody who is funny and kind
Girl1 : OMG he's sooo funny!!!!
Girl2 :and kind!

Girl3 : he's a chistmas tree!
Girl1 and 2 : YEAH!
by TheRealCoreanJisoo January 08, 2021
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Top Tree

A name for high end marijuana product.
Man I just picked up some fire top tree from the dispensary.
by Switchin Laynez September 04, 2018
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