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The person standing under your bed

Found in ohio, this entity loves pecan cookies. And won’t hurt you, they’re around 13 ft tall, approximately. They love small, and tight spaces, and are cat like. They’re safe creatures, and they’re diet is a omnivorous diet. Eating small dogs, and bats, but also plants, such as tomatoes, and eggplant.
Oh no, the person standing under your bed is back again!
by Susssy Baka 3736869 December 6, 2022
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standing stick

I’ll talk to you later sweetheart, you’re going to give me a standing stick! I’m still at work.
by Mari CR Morningstar February 23, 2024
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Stand Up 24

A grueling necessity for EMS and fire service personnel to get their hours in. This is a 24 hour period during which no sleep occurs.
“Yo, want to come out tonight?”
“No bro, I just did a stand up 24, I’m EXHAUSTED
by Skelly43 May 21, 2024
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San Francisco Stand Off

Where two people have a game of tug of war using their ass and some anal beads. First to get it ripped out loses (recommended to use the bathroom beforehand unless that's your thing)
"Jeez babe, my ass is so sore from that game of San Francisco Stand Off earlier"
by Vvespidae May 1, 2025
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juan night stand

If I am a Mexican, would you have a Juan night stand with me?
by Tommyxc October 9, 2016
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Standing, hovering spread-eagle

When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
by chrisssy226 October 24, 2019
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jersey shore stand

a one-night stand in which there is a 99% chance of seeing that person again
I don't think one-night stands work on jersey shore, because you will probably see that guy again. It's more like a jersey shore stand.
by LGAKHC May 27, 2010
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