When a friend tells you of his/her recent sexcapades in such graphic detail that it results in you getting half a boner
Friend 1 - "Maaaate, Amber right... gives the best blowjobs eveeer. Sloppy, great d control, eye contact...all the way in (and so on)"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
Friend 2 "Mate, I'm not sure sure if I should admit this, but that description has just given me a a second hand semi"
by ThrisCaylorIII December 16, 2018
by niallisgay August 23, 2011
The 5 second rule is used to suggest that food that has fallen on the ground/floor is still fine to eat, as long as it has only been there 5 seconds or less.
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
Commonly the rule is simply extended to however many seconds is necessary to declare the food still edible (ex: 20-second rule).
by p14nd4 July 11, 2004
1. A nerd, who has a crush on/dating the biggest nerd in the school
2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.
3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)
4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.
2. A nerd who is almost the biggest. Can't quite get the highest grades.
3. A dumb person that acts like a nerd. (broken glasses, pocket protector, etc.)
4. A smart person that doesn't act like a nerd.
1. Melony: Lauren's the second biggest nerd in the school
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd
2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.
3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.
4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.
Taylor: She's not that bad
Melony: Yeah, but she's totally hot for Peter
Taylor: Now THAT's a nerd
2. Sam's the second biggest nerd because he keeps getting damn 100s instead of 101s.
3. Bob wore broken glasses and snorted when he laughed. He even had a pocket protector! He was still just the second biggest nerd because he made all Fs.
4. Gina: Sally's the second biggest nerd.
Addie: No way! She's like, cool!
Gina: Yeah, but she's got the highest GPA in the school.
by Lbooks93 December 05, 2006
the act one gives when wanting you to chill out either becuase you want to go or him to shut up when he is telling a gay story he wants to keep saying
by GTS February 28, 2004
The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas
Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...
Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.
Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.
Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.
Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.
Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.
Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.
by pineappleisgood February 02, 2017
Supposedly if a love interest smiles at you for seven seconds or more at one time they are interested | Also a song by a local band ska/punk band who's name changes frequently currently "Dazed"
by hunter mil March 27, 2008