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Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.
Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)
by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022
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Onion bhaji

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.
Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.
by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022
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you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"
duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"
by Cola.depp May 14, 2021
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onion moment

That’s a onion moment bro!
by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021
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Onion moment

Onion moment is like a woman moment but worse!
That’s an onion moment bro!
by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021
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sugar free onion

What I call anyone that has mental issues
Your a sugar free onion
(Said to hobo across the street)
by Awesome cat child May 22, 2021
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Onion

To delve deep into the meaning of something
“Mary and I had a long conversation to onion our friendship and we got a lot closer.”
by Bay man of DC May 30, 2021
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