Joey

Joey is a person who devastatingly attractive and loyal to a fault. Joey is kind and compassionate and a courageous defender of the dignity of all people. Joey’s eyes are bright and piercing. Their body is like a Da Vinci sculpture - exquisite design, tempered, but fiercely sexy. Don’t even think about kissing Joey or you’ll lose your heart. Joey’s lips are both soft and firm, full and tender. Just being in Joeys presence will get you tingling. Be friends with Joey - they will never let you down.

Joey walked in, the group smiled and cheered, and I immediately was able to breathe again because I knew my heart was safe.

by ClosetedCollin November 22, 2021

Dirty Joey

A man who is in love with his dad but can’t because it’s gay and he’s a good Christian boy

did you here about dirty Joey at the church

by GarySnicher69 September 29, 2025

Joey Juice

A blue liquid harvested from milking a Joey. It can be collected and consumed to experience a euphoric trip similar to ecstasy.

Just tied up Joey and got his Joey Juice.

by student7184761 February 8, 2024

Joey Myers

A person who sells his rock crawler to become a mud holer. Often smells of Busch Light , Amish in appearance and prefers wearing panties while tucking his wiener! Often full of regret

Don’t be a Joey Myers ever !

by O.G December 21, 2022

Joey Manza

A fatass who eats cheeseburgers for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He loves food and eats it all the time. He says he loves basketball but he only loves the balls part.

Yo that dude is so fat, he is a Joey Manza

by CursedCowgamer May 31, 2023

Joey Hamilton

A freaking loser that never knows when to shut up

Your being such a Joey Hamilton right now

by ItzMeGreeny May 26, 2018

Joey

Literally the hottest person on the planet, and the only man many bi people will want

Joey fucked up by targeting what he meant to sacrifice

by R.M.N March 21, 2022